EXHIBIT 001 — VISUAL PROOF OF DISAPPOINTMENT
GRUMPY
GRIFFON
He didn't ask to be a coin. He doesn't approve of being a coin. That's exactly why $GRUMP works.
He didn't ask to be a coin. He doesn't approve of being a coin. That's exactly why $GRUMP works.
Somewhere in a home with a very patient houseplant, a small black-and-tan Brussels Griffon looked at the world and decided, once and for all, that he was not impressed by it.
He has been documented, repeatedly, refusing to be delighted. Treats, walks, pillows, sunbeams — evaluated and found wanting. The internet noticed. The internet could not stop watching.
$GRUMP is a community memecoin inspired by that face — the fan-made honorary currency of unimpressed dogs everywhere. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or issued on behalf of the dog, his humans, or any platform he appears on. He remains, as always, unbothered by all of this.
All photos are of the real dog behind this joke. Handle the evidence gently — he's watching.
We pointed a camera at him in cafes, in the car, in a full outfit change. He never once broke character. Some are calling it a documentary. Others are calling it evidence.
Hit play if you dare. He can feel you watching, and he's still not into it.
One billion tokens minted. He didn't approve the number either, but nobody asked.
No buy or sell tax. He finds this suspiciously reasonable and disapproves on principle.
Locked at launch. He was not consulted, but he wouldn't have unlocked it anyway.
No presale, no team allocation set aside quietly. He respects this, though his face won't show it.
Independently observed and verified across dozens of videos. The needle has never once moved off maximum. Analysts remain stumped.
@charlie_the_griffon
@charlie_the_griffon
@charlie_the_griffon
Videos sourced from the dog's own account, @charlie_the_griffon on TikTok, embedded with their public embed player. Full credit and copyright belongs to the original creator — go give them a follow.
Site goes live. Contract gets deployed. He continues to not care.
Community forms around the single shared belief that this face is funny.
A tracker acknowledges we exist. He remains unimpressed.
No promises of utility. Just a very good dog face and a ticker.
Contract address: TBA. When it drops, it will only ever be posted by @Shrmurda on X — not in your DMs, not by "the team," not by anyone else.
⚠ WARNING: THE ONLY OFFICIAL CA SOURCE IS @SHRMURDA ON X. ANYONE ELSE SHARING A CA IS A SCAM.